MIATA MONDAY: Top 10 Reasons To Buy A Miata

"Raphmoe" (raphmoe) 12/15/2014 at 08:59 • Filed to: jalops, raphmoe, journalismism, miata, #miatamonday, miata monday, miatamonday, lists, top 10

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hello good morning jalops how was your weekend? Mine was great. While browsing the internet this morning I thought to myself: Raphmoe, having a theme day on Jalopnik Oppositelock would be fun and cool and since i like alliteration i figured why not make it Miata Monday? #miatamonday So, without freddy adu, here are the Raphmoe, top 10 reasons to buy a Miata:

They are affordable. (You can buy them for less than $3,000)

They are easy to work on. (Parts are readily available, and many knowledgeable Jalops to help)

They look great with both Hard & Soft tops. (Bird man fly in any weather)

They are RWD (Proper)

They are simple to modify. (V8 swap? Check. Super charger? Check.)

They will get you laid and have sex*.

They are the best car to Autocross. (Source: science)

There are three, soon to be four generations of them, which makes finding the right one really easy. (Source: craigslist, ebay and wikipedia)

Our Beloved Travis Okulski drives one. ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! )

They are near and dear to my heart since one of my first pieces here on oppoistelock was a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! :

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So there you have it friends, my top 10 reasons to buy a Miata. Let's keep #miatamonday going today with more posts and insights about the most beloved car of all time. I hope you enjoyed my list.

*results may vary based on speed, lubrication, air density, and chlamydia.

thebigbossyboss > Raphmoe 12/15/2014 at 09:01

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Nice. When I was knee high to a grass hopper, my mom's friend came over to visit. And she brought her Miata convertible. She took me on a ride down to the lake and back with the top down. It was wicked fun!

Margin Of Error > Raphmoe 12/15/2014 at 09:10

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Yeah yeah, or just buy a Panther.

Alfalfa > Raphmoe 12/15/2014 at 09:13

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I was surprised to find that the first five of these were legitimate reasons.

Raphmoe > Alfalfa 12/15/2014 at 09:18

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i tried to make a comprehensive list, thanks for enjoying.

The Transporter > Raphmoe 12/15/2014 at 09:27

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Because it's a Miata

Because it's a Miata

Because it's a Miata

Because it's a Miata

Track day, bro!

Because it's a Miata

Because it's a Miata

Because it's a Miata

Because it's a Miata

Headlights go up, headlights go down

Milky > Raphmoe 12/15/2014 at 09:31

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11. Because its sexy.

Roadster Man > Raphmoe 12/15/2014 at 09:39

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11. Sick burnouts
12. Rev limiter is your friend
13. SPEAKERS IN THE HEAD RESTS

Raphmoe > The Transporter 12/15/2014 at 09:48

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10. Only on the NA! Which is why it is the best.

The Transporter > Raphmoe 12/15/2014 at 10:24

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Because YOU deserve the best!